How Fast Do Real Friends Walk?

You know what really Grinds My Gears? People that run to catch up with their "friends" when they are behind them. If these people you are so desperately trying to catch up with were really your friends...they'd stop. The fact that they haven't yet and you are almost out of breath means that you should probably go ahead and unfriend them on Facebook because they don't like you. 3/4 of Americans don't stretch properly before exercise and you think its safe to take off all happy-go-lucky down the hallway. Do you really want to be the person that snaps a hammy trying to sprint after people that genuinely do not care about what you are going to tell them? Doubt it. If you're having to sprint to catch up with your girlfriend...she's going to dump you. If you have to sprint to catch up with your boyfriend...you're clingy. Next time you come out of the blocks, catch a flip flop, and dive face first into the pavement trying to catch up with the cute girl that sits behind you in English, smile knowing that the embarrassment and bodily harm you have just undoubtedly caused yourself saved you from the real pain of realizing she was never going to stop in the first place. You're Welcome.